October 2011
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cloysterbell:
Don’t forget to wake up that guy from Green Day tomorrow.
September 2011
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collegefailure replied to your post: Sammy’s House by Kristin Gore
I WANNA READ IT.
you should! I think you’d actually really like it. Maybe I’ll mail you both of them :)
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Sammy's House by Kristin Gore
I normally don’t do book reviews on my blog. This is primarily because I’m a college student and I have absolutely no time to read. But since I’m almost in college, that means I occasionally DD for people, which gives me plenty of time on a thursday night to stay up and finish my book. (Seriously, my roommates need to call me soon because I am going to bed in .5) (also one just...
I just watched this weeks HIMYM
NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.
I rarely abbreviate my text messages.
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I STAY CLASSY, MOTHERFUCKERS.
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So I made the mistake of setting my short story in WWI London.
Which isn’t really a huge deal.
Except I know nothing about WWI London and I have to google literally everything.
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I was eating this:
And all I could think is “wow this is disgusting. I am not a fan of greek yogurt”. I even added raspberries to it to try and help the situation.
And then i decided that i should add some sugar.
BEST. DECISION. EVER.
greek yogurt is awesome.
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pre-registered for my surgery
JUST CUT IT OUT OF ME ALREADY.
RABID WRITER CAPSLOCK RANT GO
jumpingjacktrash:
let me just start by putting this on the table so we can all see it:
the way literature and creative writing are taught in schools is completely and totally wrong.
it is. it’s fucked up. it’s backwards. now, to be fair, i don’t have an alternate suggestion for schools. i’m not school guy. but i do have an alternate suggestion for writers, and it begins with looking back on...
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Jackson's Orchard with Pan today!!
It’s kinda like Hubers, only lamer because it’s in Bowling Green and not Louisville.
and I can’t eat any apples.
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collegefailure replied to your post: collegefailure replied to your post: i feel like…
There’s like 3 weeks to midnight madness; I refuse to get upset about being terrible. More than anything else, I’m sad that the basketball recruits that are there have to see this. #roughlife
oh midnight madness. Katie went to that last year.
I think the basketball players will be okay. They are...
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collegefailure replied to your post: Okay Announcers, let’s have a moment.
HAHAHA I love when announcers use animal metaphors. CRACKS ME UP. for dayzzzz.
its like they soak in the Kentucky air and suddenly think the only reference that Kentuckians will understand is horses. GAH.
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Okay Announcers, let's have a moment.
1. STOP referring to Kentucky players as horses.
2. they are not horses.
3. Just because they are playing for Kentucky doesn’t make them in any way related to horses.
4. Majority of Kentuckians only care about horses one weekend (really just one day) a year.
5. Florida IS NOT Secretariat on the way to win the Belmont by 31 lengths. They are just dominating the Kentucky WILDCATS. Not the...
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collegefailure replied to your post: i feel like at the beginning of every season UK should just go ahead and write Florida down as a loss.
WATCH YO TONE.
collegefailure replied to your post: i feel like at the beginning of every season UK should just go ahead and write Florida down as a loss.
but lolz at everyone saying, “UPSET ALERT!” dumb lil kitties.
hey nicole, what’s the score again?...
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i feel like at the beginning of every season UK...
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Lord_Voldemort7 told me that harrys bum was...
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just consumed 440 calories in one phenomenal white mocha javalanche.
it was completely fat-free and completely worth it… especially since I had to wake up at 7 am.
